Demented Intoxication
thepetcollective:

Welp, time to call it a day!
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thepetcollective:

Welp, time to call it a day!

helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

5. 6. 7.

I love going to the movies with you
Not to steal kisses in the dark
Or secretly hold your hand
But because I could look at you
Without you noticing the expression on my face

Because I know it would give me away
It would give away the fact that I am madly in love with you
And I don’t know shit about what to do
Because for the first time.. I have something real.
It isn’t just an idea or a dream or a distant destination
Because you’re already there

You are right there
And you are not just an idea;
Too abstract and superficial
Or a dream too mediocre to be chased
You are the perfect companion to every destination there is
And I could never express how great of a pleasure it is
To travel this journey with you

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

nerdjpg:

just downloading ios8 <3

nerdjpg:

just downloading ios8 <3

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"I want to make you feel so happy you forget about every other hand ever placed on you."
"I want to make you feel so happy you forget about every other hand ever placed on you."
"I like to see people reunited, maybe that’s a silly thing, but what can I say, I like to see people run to each other, I like the kissing and the crying, I like the impatience, the stories that the mouth can’t tell fast enough, the ears that aren’t big enough, the eyes that can’t take in all of the change, I like the hugging, the bringing together, the end of missing someone."
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via larmoyante)
"Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs."
FRS.   (via xoaprox)
"I think if I’ve learned anything about friendship, it’s to hang in, stay connected, fight for them, and let them fight for you. Don’t walk away, don’t be distracted, don’t be too busy or tired, don’t take them for granted. Friends are part of the glue that holds life and faith together. Powerful stuff."
Jon Katz (via feellng)
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