Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes."
"I loved them before they got popular"
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch