Demented Intoxication

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

"and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes."
laura elizabeth ross  (via perfect)

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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aseaofquotes:

Samuel Beckett, Malone DIes
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aseaofquotes:

Samuel Beckett, Malone DIes

"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe."
Lena Horne  (via sexual-feelings)

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

Diagon Alley in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (Universal Studios Orlando) [x]

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